Chocolate Sauce in a Church
(Supernatural)
Prompt: Gabriel and Castiel spend some time bonding, which in Gabriel’s mind involves handcuffs, a feather whip, and chocolate sauce in a church.
(I have copy-pasted this prompt in its original form because this might be the most in-character prompt I have ever received, and I want everyone to see the beauty of it.)
Warnings: Bondage and somewhat sacrilegious churchsex.
Props to my good friend Angelshrimp for helping me write Gabriel.
For the best reading experience, please get the Song of Time stuck in your head before proceeding.
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:
Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
Strange Homes Around the World
- The Upside Down House in Poland
- The Aura Residence in Laranca, Cyprus
- UFO-style houses in Sanjhih, Taiwan
- Stone Age home in Portugal
- The Auto Residence in Salzburg, Austria
The only way we learn how adults act is from the adults that raise us. The children of monsters become monstrous too.
bones you smooth motherfucker
Look at Kirk tho.
He’s so proud.
LIVE LONG AND GET SOME OMFG
You go, Bones.
You go.
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
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